Ku Klux Klan Again!

1. Part of me wanted to pass over it in silence. Forgiving people. Forgetting everything. Ignoring because it hurts attention seekers etcetera.

2. It’s absolutely boring. Repetitive. Mechanical. Nothing new in my life or in the history of the mankind.

3. I choose this expression over silence only because I want to keep an authentic record of my genuine interest in social learning. It’s better than being confused about what I used to think- provided I can access these at a later date.

4. This account will be as authentic as:

4.1: My claim that I am truly immortal. And I have travelled in time on a regular basis: not as a fictional imaginary daydreaming event but as a real experience of being in a completely different era.

4.2: My claim that I have seen many memes and personas carrying authentic expressions from people who passed away a very long ago.

5. I found an individual in stadium–only one who carries unique DNA from a certain Chinese dynasty. I didn’t need to do a laboratory test to know about it. It’s contrary to the usual expectation of the person being a resident of North eastern borders to China.

6. Though the fifth point might be out of place and as downright funny as any other hokum pokum you’ve recently come across: it’s as true as following claims:

7. Ku Klux Klan people have been after me for long now. In Europe, their history was murky. I read very little on them on Wikipedia and in a book I purchased in Bangalore in 2011. The book was about secret societies.

8. I found the iron pillar which was brought from Glasgow and placed in Gandhi Smarak Nidhi Chhatarpur. Informed about it to many people.

9. It’s funny at times and absolutely ludicrous at others. No matter what you do: there are people who find something to oppose in you.

10. Only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Oscar Wilde

11. I often tell people to let them print pictures of recent leaders of nation states: that gives freedom to Mahatma to an extent if he’s anywhere in heavens. I am semi-serious about it but it takes away all the propaganda pleasure from trouble makers. Why should they adopt your ideas?

12. Do you know how many times Azmer Pati was repeated in the dialogues of Samrat Prithviraj? You will be surprised. Though I slept soundly through half of the movie, sets were much better than those in Bhool Bhulaiyaa part two. Rashtrapati/Rashtrapita. Rajneesh has published ad-nauseum on patriachal vocabulary of this state.

13. Subramanian Swamy raised an issue about IPL final being fixed. It has to be the joke of the week while ED is interrogating someone who was being pursued by this brilliant scholar. Now everything is WHITE.

14. To speak of which: A tall guy with moustache wearing white t-shirt and pant comes to visit Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India occasionally. I don’t know what’s his issue but he consistently shows his disdain by loudly coughing out whenever I am in the range. There are many who follow the suit only when I am walking alone. He’s akin to the lawyer guy who showed his intense dislike in 2017-2018 at sprouts shop. Yes: the one who owns property at Deri road. I am speaking about you!

15. There are people who are dressed better than him and look smarter: for example: another guy who looked like an officer last week. Wearing white shirt and dark pant he was bespectacled but he did the same thing. Cough out as soon as see me. Surprisingly: a young man asked me if I had any other business than walking day-and-night. What did I do to him? I was too visible. Now ABVP(All Indian Council for students) is going to discuss issues of national interest in irrigation colony on 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th. It’s RSS. Period. These are same people who showed me a man whose nose was chopped with a dressing simply because I was lured in by Radhe-Shyam pulaav seller to eat it regularly.

Was it illegal to eat at a certain place?


Was it unethical?


Why then, the young and robust force is being used to bully a certain strata of population in the name of religion and patriotism? Some young people who were high on weed picked me up one night show how young they actually are. Later they showed what it means to be nephews of one true UNCLE of this nation.

16. When I told about it to my friends at first they laughed it out and then they started using it. For example: someone who considers themselves to be really high spits when they shouldn’t –merely to show that it’s ingrained in them. To make a record of it might incite some others but I have become inured of it. There must have been at least 10000 instances of public show of disdain towards me for manufacturing COVID in my private laboratory in WUHAN CHINA. Wait, what the fuck am I supposed to be speaking about now? Ah, schizophrenia! Some people go to psychiatry and others to Dham. Dham means Ten. Tenet. Ludwig Goransson.

17. Even before COVID: my youngest sibling used to take great pride in showing his disdain by spitting gutka and tobacco. Sometimes he used to wait for me to pass by before he could spit. Ku Klux Klan plus Betlegeuse traditional.

18. I published a lot about it. Santosh aka Shilajeet used to be one of the proud members of bounty guys who used all their tricks to ensure that none of the multivitamins remained for me. Rest was ensured by canine pet owners.

19. Now that most of the cats are out of the bag: out of fifteen or so coaches: at least two three showed their phelgm diseases to me. Most of the trainees for police showed these to me.

20. Recently so called Mama in a marriage showed it to me. Strange: you invite people in your house then get some of them drunk on pride and then use them against some other and you call these events auspicious opportunities to convert your black money into white. Strange society it’s. Raaje, raaje, raaje!

21. The world doesn’t revolve around me, huh? But somehow all animals including dogs start showing symptoms of their weak constitution to me!

22. To remove all messages which teach about cleanliness on ten rupee notes plus slogans on walls and advertising industry versus to make people who publicly spit: what would you choose?

23. Ho ho ho, being a goodie-two-shoes I would choose to burn all the currency up to show disdain for something which doesn’t work in reality. Like Heath Ledger’s joker in Nolan’s Batman? Impossible.

24. Since this post might be termed as flagrant in a state where I am due to current article 144 being applied for electoral process: I would not publicise it anywhere else. I know no one from my local groups who follows me on WordPress.

May I have your ascension lease?

KG wall: Kindergarten Wall.

The first picture:

1. It was captured by me this morning near Chhatrasal Square. There was supposed to be a rally yesterday by a group which follows the man in this picture . A storm in the noon was followed by a rainfall which relieved this town from relentless heat which harasses the residents in the month of May.

2. What’s in a name?

A popular William Shakespeare quotation.

3. Arvind is the popular name of the person in question and Kejriwal is popular surname.

4. I don’t know what’s the meaning of Kejriwal. It certainly has got nothing to do with wall.

5. If you’re still reading: I recently learned that Bailey means a Castle Wall and Trey means three.

6. Cage-ri-wall has got nothing to do with any cage, Sun God Ra or any wall dedicated for the same.

7. And the entire poster had many images, names of important people with a lot of money to spend.

8. And even if you are thinking that I sound like Maximilian Mohammed now: I am merely trying to build a wall up for a message.

9. The message is simple. The century gate iron structure, on which this picture was pasted tells about a century (1908 to 2008). It was inaugurated in 2008 AD.

2002 AD

10. It costs about 20000 rupees to create such posters and banners.

11. A politically ambitious group which claims to be dedicated for ‘common man’ came into being in the year 2011 when Anna Hazare and company were protesting against government for creation of a corruption free transparent system.

12. District coordinators and organizers of this group misspelt the surname of their leader on purpose to attract Hindi Puritans- because: as per Gandhi:

First they oppose you, then they criticise you and then you win over them.


FYI: despite AOK(anchor Tak waala charnel) slips of lungs: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi is still officially recognised as the Father of the nation. 75 years and counting. One nation, one father scheme.

11. It rained and we visited a swimming pool. Tari, rari, kaki all died and went to gaya paryaag aage ki hoga?

12. Swimming pool loop vim Hoff doff offer ringu gulch ravineyardsticksv.

13. May I have your ascension lease?


1. Prayer calls from a mosque nearby. Penultimate.

2. Bats were flying as a man was clapping and calling them out.

3. Anuradha Paudwal’s vintage devotional songs in background.

4. A few people conversing. I was told that this township had nine lakes or waterbodies but none of them were preserved as pure sources of water.

5. Temperature dropped a bit and some relief from unremitting heat.

6. Jockey since 1876. Amar Redymade. Why letter ‘a’ is missing from this advertisement?

7. GoA.


Red lable/Black lable

1. When our Madhya Pradesh board exams for standard tenth were due our class teacher took us to a temple located in a nearby village: Koodantaal. It’s a Hanuman temple.

2. Recently I was collecting junk alcohol bottles to sell them @ of one rupee per bottle. I came across an alcohol shop at bus stand Cahhatarpur. A man devoted to Koodantaal (as his bike had Koodantaal written on it,) alighted and bought a quarter of cheapest wine.

3. Mean deities like Bhairav are worshipped with Madeira wine and alcohol. If I had been aware of it at the time our class teacher took us to that temple–i would have rejected the idea to visit such an auspicious place before such an important examination.

4. Vyapam did what it could. I scored less than required to be on top. Tough luck. Bhairav was unhappy.

5. Work lay heart ley ley lines lable labile abs le lalala japatrai le TRAI le J Y lele.

6. If I had time : tohu on Sabbath would have been delivered.

7. Look at this number:


A hound

Weighing hundred pounds

Was fed

A rathbone

Basil silhouette

Minus twelve

Yield: die, sell, pets, sell.

Boats, oats, stoats. Ermine. Minecraft. Craftsman shop.


Kether and Non Euclidian Geometry!

Pictures above were all clicked by me. Edited: All of the pictures above were clicked by me.

Euclid’s Geometry is as much of bullshit as Non-Euclidian geometry. Poetic and imaginary exercises make world go round.

Text books for students in class ninth contain statements like:

Now it’s widely accepted that non euclidian geometry holds your cup of coffee because it endorses spherical world view.

Text book mathmatics class ninth MP board

It’s better to listen to Prateek Joseph’s song “Ande ka fanda…”

Zero was given by my Bharat.

Bharat Kumar with his hand on his pondering face…truly philosophical.

If a disclaimer is put on every text book:

“You’re going to read a work of fiction.”

Who’s going to beat kids in school?

How are proctors and invigilators going to harrass them?

How would education and exams boards accumulate money for conducting exams. Anxiety for suicides without providing an option for euthanasia and who would spend time on marksheets and revaluation?

{ As an aside: don’t forget to visit the nearest library which has Sarvo DAYA literature : they would tell you why Vinoba burnt all his marksheets and gained land for masses by begging on behalf of downtrodden people.}

But is it possible? Aren’t we speaking about Maya/Matrix? Patric’s Paya? Iron. Fuller. Carbon dioxide Miller. Copper. etc.


We are speaking about mathematics.

Point. Line. Line segments. Planes which have their edges as lines.

Bindu. Ind.

Since passport was found intact:

The address written behind is strange:

3/57 Phase-2, Chhatarasal Nagar, J. K. ROAK, BHOPAL

There’s no J. K. ROAK in Bhopal unless passport office was actually joaking with YOU!

Vivarium. Another nightingale. Passport office people are supposed to be smart.


1. Recently, youngest of her(Vandana Shukla’s) sons was admitted to city hospital because of lack of multivitamins and nutrients. Her husband takes multivitamins regularly but there are none for their handicapped child(my sibling) who is too ashamed to ask for treatment and even going to deny any such event: getting admitted to hospital or getting a fake handicap certificate. Chances of this appealing to you are as high as Vyapam cases getting resolved by making a mystery thriller about them. Honesty is the best policy.

2. Male chauvinists: they were all fighting a case they lost against their in-laws. I lost my mind along with sleep. Reason might be: they didn’t get a male child. You won’t find any written records of their being fond of a LAAL.

“Tum kaun ite laal hag raye”

-is a saying which translates to:

” You’re not defecating gems in toilet.”

Laal also means a gem of a son. They were insulted by each-other and then digested all of it.

Gile shikwe bhool ke doston dushman bhi gale mil jaate hain.

Sholay. Lay down in morning or noon…it MAY fire!

After great success of mummy-papa United productions and struggles you have bhaiya-bhabhi United productions and taking your words back about why jeeja was abused by saala or foofa was intimidated by bhatija.

My case rests.

Whether I give addendum or not it’s merely infotainment for you. Consider yourself luckier. You might hear good news when it’s due.

Dragon’s heads and tails?

Middle me: 2011: A decade ago i used to weigh about hundred kilograms.
March 2022
Can you…
spot the…
Where do you have it in writing? Tea Department: Chai Vibhag?
Do We Love You, Chai Vibhag? Tails.

Pied Piper: Sonex: Sony brothers on police lines road. Since 2009.

Brajesh. We had a morning tea together!
Cleanliness campaign by municipal corporation.
Now I weigh 66 kilograms

Sunrise: 09052022 Monday

1. I walked 11384 steps since morning.

2. I walked about 35000 steps yesterday.

3. I met some people today. I helped them.

4. They helped me. I often feel importance of physical presence in my life.

Academy of Sky?

The few stars left below the seaward frown of the vault shine feebly as into the mouth of a black cavern.

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02 times? Or 2 times? Manonit or Manoneet?
Morning walks yield beautiful serendipity!

1. This is a brand new weblog.

2. The previous blog had no more space left on it.

3. This weblog has absolutely no followers at present.

4. The thread of discussion is actually something continued from my previous weblog. It’s about language. Hindi and English. Mostly. I can’t promise to stay the course.

5. I remember reading and writing : Maithilisharan Gupt. His verses were in our Hindi syllabus. I was a Hindi medium student.

6. This bust has his name written as Maithleesharan Gupt.

7. Manoneet is written as Manonit.

8. He was a member of legislative assembly twice. That fact is highlighted on this stone bust by using a number : 02 times. Not a grave error. Especially when you are aware of the numbering system used by computers. Importance of zero.

9. The stone was inaugurated by municipal corporation head on 18.01.2016. Time not mentioned.

10. The last image is an image of Sunset. Wanted to keep this first post short and sweet.

11. Another image:


12. The image above was captured two days ago when this coin made its third visit to me within a fortnight or so. It has an image of Lala Lajpat Rai. It was released on his 150th birth anniversary. He was a leader of Garam Dal or Hot Group during the Indian struggle for independence against British colonial rule. The trio of Laal, Baal and Paal was popular.

13. Lalala japatrai is a variation of his name. In the year 2017 I discovered about lalala being a demonic call. Lala is a very common name used for people engaged in business in India.

Timestamp: 07:45 05052022 Pundit Baburam Chaturvedi Stadium Chhatarpur Madhya Pradesh India

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